Sonia Lei – Suck It Sonia
Released: January 3, 2016
Sonia had just gotten rejected from yet another job interview. I passed by her and struck up a conversation. She was down and trying to figure out what her next move was going to be. I told her I had a friend who was looking for a personal assistant and how I would put in a good word for her. She was suspicious but I called my buddy on the spot while she waited in my car to stay out of the drizzling rain. He said he could meet up with her but in a couple of hours. I don’t know if my friend just picked up on my cue after so many years of picking up chicks together or if he was dead serious about giving her a job. All I know is I definitely had a few positions in mind for her. I told her to kill a few hours with me while she waited for my friend to meet up and she figured that was the best thing she had going and didn’t want to do anything to jeopardize it. We chilled on my couch for a little while and I made the move. Whether she was into me or was just trying to secure employment it all worked to my advantage.